********THIS RESTAURANT IS NOW CLOSED.********
You're probably wondering, "If this place is closed, why are you still posting this?"
Because now I get to say that XIV totally sucked with impunity!
Ah, XIV, your beautiful Roman numeral bushes and gorgeous bar couldn't save you. You cared more about the douchebaggy scene than about your food.
No meal should elicit this reaction.
You should be thankful that this place failed, Michael Mina. It wasn't worthy of your empire. Please try harder in L.A. next time. You can (and should) do better.