You swim much faster than others can.
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Michael Phelps? Lochte? Who?
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Don't care about them. I just love you.
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Your mom's Chinese. Your dad is white.
You went to Cal. Your grades were tight.
You swam in syrup for science's sake.
You blew through the 100 like it was cake.
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Found out you won and were so cute!
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Olympic gold became your loot!
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Your winning smile brightens my day.
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Congratulations, Nathan Adrian! Way to represent!