Friendship is wrapping a gift for your incompetent friend in her car.
Friendship is loving your friends' babies when you don't really like other babies.
Friendship is being ecstatic about your friend's acceptances to law schools that rejected you.
Friendship is hunting for and securing a hard-to-find Slanket.
Friendship is stepping in poo with your friend and laughing together.
Friendship is cleaning poo off your friend's shoe.
Friendship is hanging out, watching another friend clean off poo, despite your nausea.
Thank you for being my friends.
A slanket? Score!ReplyDelete
For the record, #2 had nothing to do with #6 because I cleaned that crap up. (Note the TWO puns in that statement. HA!)ReplyDelete
OMG Poo AND slanket all in one post!ReplyDelete
You're a good friend Weemo. And I'm sure I'm speaking for everyone here but we're honored to be yours too.
what a great post <3ReplyDelete
Great post. :-)ReplyDelete
I didn't realize the slanket is in high demand!ReplyDelete
This is such a great post.ReplyDelete
still cracking up.
Have you heard of the Snuggie? It's a faux-Slanket, and cheaper!ReplyDelete
Here's a comparison:
I have no words. Just laughter and smiles. :)ReplyDelete
Where were you when I stepped in a huge pile of wet poo that some asshole had left in the middle of my dad's lawn on 4th of July night and was so disgusted that I threw my shoes in the trash can? I could have used your poo scrapping abilities. Now I know who to call.ReplyDelete
My friend scraped poo off of my shoe! Our other friend who also stepped in poo got the poo off her shoe by herself just fine. I am an imbecile.ReplyDelete
truly, i can't think of anyone i'd rather step in poo with.ReplyDelete
those are words i never imagined i'd say.
Friendship is always commenting on my blog, even when I clearly suck it up. Thanks for being my friend!ReplyDelete
This post is slankalicious. Much love to you - oh, and and the food baby too ;)ReplyDelete
<3 this post...makes me laugh+smile!ReplyDelete
I could put you under my head at night you've gotten so soft. ;-)ReplyDelete
Please define slanket for those of us who don't know anything beyond what you post in your blog.ReplyDelete
did you see the office? when andy kept stepping in shit? even inside the house? god i love poop humor.ReplyDelete
Weemo, if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew...you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say "Thank you for being a friend."ReplyDelete
Yes, I just made that up :)