Friendship is wrapping a gift for your incompetent friend in her car.
Friendship is loving your friends' babies when you don't really like other babies.
Friendship is being ecstatic about your friend's acceptances to law schools that rejected you.
Friendship is hunting for and securing a hard-to-find Slanket.
Friendship is stepping in poo with your friend and laughing together.
Friendship is cleaning poo off your friend's shoe.
Friendship is hanging out, watching another friend clean off poo, despite your nausea.
Thank you for being my friends.