Like something is not quite right?
I've been feeling so fatigued for no good reason. I'm not exactly the model of fitness, but I've always considered myself a fairly healthy person, notwithstanding my Oprah-like weight fluctuation.
I just have this weird feeling, y'know?
I don't like it. My Spidey senses are trying to tell me something, but I don't know what. What are you saying, Spidey senses?! It is probably nothing, but I hope this nothing goes away.
And I am not pregnant, thank you very much. Aunt Flo just came and went, so no need to go down that road, folks.
Luckily, I had a nice phone call with an old pal from college that I'll be seeing this weekend at our 10-year reunion. That brightened my day. I'm excited because I haven't seen him for two years. Somehow, though, no matter how long it's been since we last chatted, I always feel just like I did years and years ago when we'd talk -- comfortable and happy. After all these years, he still knows exactly what to say to make me laugh.
Aside from my weird body feeling, I also feel weird about seeing people I haven't seen for five or 10 years this weekend. I was discussing this with Curly Fries and Lasagna Man earlier this week, and both said they had no desire to go to their reunions, college or otherwise. Curly Fries said she wouldn't even go if someone paid her, and Lasagna Man's concern was that people would point to him and say, "Wow! He got fat!"
I guess that's a concern of mine, too.
At my heaviest, I'd gained a whopping 48 pounds since college. Then I lost 23 pounds. But I've since gained back eight. That puts me at...plus 33.
It's too late to thin down before this weekend, but I'm thinking I have to get my ass in gear again before I revert to my old super fatty boombalatty self. I look in the mirror, and I can see it in my pudgy face.
The Jabba in me is trying to come back.
The L.A. Times told me so!
When you battle The Jabba, you don't really eat anything very delicious. I am sad just thinking about not having anything tasty or pretty to photograph.
This is what must be done to conquer The Jabba.