O, dear Asian-Americans! You are so smart! You are so hard-working! Look! Little Hiro Nakamura is on the cover of Time!
this article and gave it to me yesterday, which was interesting because I'd read this article earlier in the day.
(Really, click and read both. They are short. And a necessary set-up of a joke to come.)
Lest you think I'm getting all intellectual on your ass, the real reason why I'm referencing these two articles is that they both reminded me of my favorite article from The Onion of all time.
Hydrogen is an adverb! The President of Russia is 2.6! Yeah!