INTRO TO THE GAME
Clippers: Cheesy montage video encouraging Clippers to "play loud," whatever that means. Not worth capturing.
Lakers: Cheesy montage video projected onto a cylindrical screen.
Winner: Lakers. Their montage actually had triumphant moments.
Clippers: Free food in the CIA's suite.
Lakers: Jodi Maroni sausage.
Winner: Clippers. It was free and unlimited, and there was dessert.
Clippers: A female ref!
Lakers: The usual men. Not worth capturing.
Winner: Clippers. Girl power!
SCANTILY CLAD FEMALES
Clippers: Two words -- Clipper strippers. Not worth capturing.
Lakers: I love Laker Girls! So in-sync, so talented, so awesome!
Winner: Lakers. Duh.
Clippers: Faux Bollywood!
Lakers: Lame audience contests. Not worth capturing.
Clippers: Christopher Reid. Who is that? Imagine him with a really tall flat top. It's Kid from Kid 'n' Play!
Lakers: Jack Nicholson. Too far to capture.
Winner: Lakers. Sorry, Kid. Jack trumps all, even when unphotographed.
Clippers: Not much to say here. Poor poor Clippers.
Lakers: Amaaaaazing. So exciting! Double overtime! Kobe fouled out!
Winner: Lakers. They may have lost this game, but, man, was it awesome.
Clippers: My co-workers! Lots of fun chillin' in the suite.
Lakers: Amber! We were sad that the Lakers lost.
Lakers! Lakers! There's a reason why everybody in this city loves the Lakers. Unlike people at Clipper games, Laker fans actually jump up and cheer!
Special thanks to Amber for letting me be her substitute husband for the night!