tater even came up with the greatest post title before we even went there -- "Worst Coochie, Best Sausage," which we improved together to "Worst Coochie, Best Wiener." I am disappointed I did not come up with this genius labeling first. Such a clever potato.
If you're not at least smirking, you should probably stop reading now.
Let's be frank. Wieners are fabulous. There's nothing like having a big boy burst in your mouth. Look at these luscious links.
It's a tiny place. Great for couples or take-out. Not good for groups.
As promised, I brought tater an array of watches.
If you don't know why, don't worry. If you do know why, I hope you're amused.
Our non-alcoholic wiener pairings.
Wurstküche offers three categories of wursts: classics ($6.00), gourmet ($6.75), and exotics ($7.75). It shouldn't surprise you that we shared two exotics -- the duck and bacon with jalapeño and the rattlesnake and rabbit with jalapeño.
We opted for caramelized onions and hot peppers as our two complimentary toppings. Then we squirted on the mustard. Lots of different mustard. Mmm.
We also noshed on Belgian double-dipped fries with two sauces ($5.50). I couldn't tell they were double-dipped. They tasted like regular fries to me.
Here is tater before cannibalizing fried taters.
The verdict? Both wieners were thick, plump, and succulent. Both had a good bite to them. But tater and I liked the rattlesnake and rabbit more than the duck and bacon.
Even though I love weenies, I just couldn't stuff more than one into myself.
Hold on. I need to laugh.
Ok. I'm ok now.
While I ordered a dog for Mr. Monkey, tater kindly packaged some mustard.
tater and I shared. It was also too salty. So sad for Mr. Monkey.
But at least tater and I had fun eating sausage tonight.
o. m. g. clever title. clever puns. much better photos. i need a new camera.ReplyDelete
funnnn!! i cracked up reading this entry. everything -- from the watches to the wursts -- was fab. ;-)ReplyDelete
I think wiener is still one of my most favorite words. And I can't believe you and the watches, oh boy.ReplyDelete
How fun!! I would have paid to watch you flash your watches inside your coat.ReplyDelete
as i was reading this post, so many "that's what she said!"s popped in my mind.ReplyDelete
I love me some sausage. I also love sausage puns :)ReplyDelete
I snickered and snorted through the whole post.ReplyDelete
I want to eat wieners now. Yum.
[giggling] you said wieners!ReplyDelete
"Thick, plump, and succulent. Both had a good bite to them."
"Even though I love weenies, I just couldn't stuff more than one into myself."
This place totally reminds me of the wurst stands in Vienna! But indoors. Although the seating is similar.ReplyDelete
Yum and fun! Love the watches and the risque little jokes. One weiner woman indeed.ReplyDelete
soooooooo funny. and dirty. i'm giggling like a little girl.ReplyDelete
Tell me about it! I love it when a big boy bursts in my mouth, too. So refreshing. And filling. It's like a party in my mouth!ReplyDelete
LOL - "I love it when a big boy bursts in my mouth".ReplyDelete
As I read this post I giggled like a little school girl.
I love eating weiners too, but I'm not too fond of salty weiners ;)
I'm sorry I had to say that!!
Is it possible to read this post without giggling? Loved the double-ententres and other sillies. Can't wait to eat a wiener too!ReplyDelete
Those fries look fabulous.
Dude, I'm twelve. I laughed my ass off at this whole entry.ReplyDelete
<3 sausage <3
OMG. OMG. OMG. I already loved you but this pretty much put it into eternal flames. Please put this on the list of restaurants we will hit up when I finally come to Cali.ReplyDelete
OMG gross that is a lot of wieners.ReplyDelete
I am big wiener fan so I have added this to my list.ReplyDelete
I am terribly amused. You are so gangster with your trench.ReplyDelete
i would have been amused whether i knew the watch story or not.ReplyDelete
i'mma try this join tonight w/ a friend ... any coffee shops close by for good conversation?ReplyDelete
weemo, you are too much- this is awesome. i'm trying babita on monday.ReplyDelete
I can't resist commenting on a double entendre post about weiners. hahaha...the whole thing was hilarious, esp. the watch-in-the-jacket picture.ReplyDelete
Josh! So sorry I could not comment earlier. Groundwork is right there, and Urth Cafe is pretty close, but I think both close rather early.ReplyDelete
Your best bet may be to drive to Little Tokyo and see if there are any gems.
no worries ... i didn't realize that there was the back area with plenty of space to chill ... great find wm, thanks for the tip!ReplyDelete
Mmmmmmm... Those sound and look amazing!!!! I too want a big boy to burst in my mouth.ReplyDelete
I thought it was Worst Kush but your version is way better.ReplyDelete
I've been wanting to try that place.
Heehee @ peddling your wares. Awesome foto.
I snickered every time. But I'm sure you knew this. :)ReplyDelete
i love this post.ReplyDelete