Thursday, June 14, 2007


Why is this word pronounced "gooey duck"?
Why is it a big-ass clam and not something that quacks?
Why does it look like a big floppy penis?
Why would anyone eat this?
Why do I ponder such things at 1:17 a.m.?
Thank you for teaching me new things, Top Chef. It should be noted that the contestant who used geoduck in his dish tonight is named Hung.


  1. Leif's hometown community college mascot is the Gooey Duck. Isn't that ridiculous?

  2. we had a possible outbreak with these at work a few years back. you should have heard the peels of laughter at our office when we found the pictures of these guys online. absolutely hysterical!

  3. holy hell, dude. that picture makes me want to hurl.


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