This picture is sheer hilarity. So pathetic!
I can't lie. I don't hate Paris Hilton. She is silly. She is immature. She makes poor decisions. She has herpes. But I don't think she's a bad person. Herpes doesn't make you a bad person. Herpes just means you're a dirty whore.
In any event, kudos to the brains behind The Simple Life for excellent editing and convincing me that she's not all bad and can actually be rather kind and sweet sometimes. I know, I know. TV lies to me, but I still can't help feeling that she is sort of nice but just dumb as rocks. Then again, I'm the person who watches commercials and runs out to buy the products within hours of seeing said commercials.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for her going to the slammer. [Slam her? I barely knew her! And now I have herpes! Yay!] I do, however, have a soft spot in my heart for Paris. I appreciate people who are willing to lampoon themselves.
Here's an oldie but a goodie:
Say it with me -- that's hot.
[grumble] i still think about 1,500 hours of community service would've been better than jail.ReplyDelete
but i'm with you on the teardrop tattoo!
A teardrop would be totally hot.ReplyDelete
:) Too bad ya missed all of the drama!
"That's hot" :) I heart the visual of the tattoo and your "slam her" joke. I know, Imma dork.ReplyDelete
Paris Hilton has herpes...I didn't know that was confirmed. HILARIOUS! BTW, I don't feel bad for her at all. I was in a car accident because of a drunk driver where my best friend was killed. She can cry me a river as far as I'm concerned.ReplyDelete