Bahooka -- a place so cheesy that its website is hosted by good ol' Geocities!
Bahooka is the love child of a dark stinky aquarium and a rickety pirate ship.
But, really, is anybody coming here for the food? This 30-second clip will give you the best feel of what it's like to dine here.
I must note that the little old man who served us was fantastic -- warm, efficient, and funny. He called Diet Coke "fake Coke," and, when he gave us our lollipops on top of our check, he said, "Here are some cavities!"
To say the least, Bahooka is an experience.
The Hoff agrees.