Yo, VIP, let's kick it.
All right stop, collaborate and listen.
Monkey's back with an old destination.
Xiao long bao come to you quite sprightly.
So damn good, eat them daily and nightly.
Will the thin skin pop? Yo, I don't know.
They're really hot, so I'll blow.
To the extreme I snarf my bao like a vandal.
Grab a whole bunch, all my body can handle.
Crack! These beans are filled with crack!
They go in your mouth, and then they attack!
Shanghai rice cakes rock in your belly.
Anything less than the best is a felony.
Then there's this soup, chicken noodle -- so yum.
You'd better save room in your tummy-tum-tum.
If there was a pork chop, yo, I'll eat it.
Check out dessert at the next place that we hit.
With the sugar kicked in and the blood all pumping.
Catch up with friends without any rushing.
Sit outside, there's no fear of shushing.
Rollin' in my purple car,
It's close to home, so I don't drive far.
My girlies all hug me. Then we wave to say bye.
Was that it? No, there's one more high.
Jane had borrowed a little something from me.
To say thank you, she gave me Hello Kitty!
Great night. Thank you so much, Jane. I'm going to use this every day!
"Rap" posts are my favorite.ReplyDelete
woo hooooo, what a kickass way to start my friday morning.ReplyDelete
thanks weemo! have a good wknd :)
now if i can only get those 'ice ice baby' whispers out of my head....
Wow. You just took food blogging to a whole new level and cracked me up at the same time.ReplyDelete
looked like such fun!ReplyDelete
so much better than my song!ReplyDelete
ahh! the sigg is too cute! i bet its rim will stay germ-free, too.
why is the bean so stinkin' cute?
oh my god. between you and tater, i'm just dead!ReplyDelete
thar was awesome, my friend!ReplyDelete
i dying of jealousy over your new hello kitty bottle.
i am blown away that you used the word "snarf" in your rap. brilliant. ;-) i want the hello kitty aluminum water bottle!!!ReplyDelete
omg, I love this post! Rappin' WeeMo :)ReplyDelete
oh no! you did not just recap your meal to ice, ice baby. LOVE it!!!ReplyDelete
i heart this post so much! :-)
I have no words. Except for jealous. Oh, and awesome. :)ReplyDelete
you are my hero. finito.ReplyDelete
Best blog rap EVER. Genius.ReplyDelete
Are you serious?ReplyDelete
I know you are.
That is the best, most hilarious, nerdy, awkward rap satire I've ever read that also KILLED IT on the regular.
Love the Paul Frank baby gear!ReplyDelete
I love you.ReplyDelete
what a kick ass post!!!
and the baby what a cutie!!!
Oh no you di'nt!ReplyDelete
Oh yes you did!
You rocked it We to the Mo! You're ridin' the Hot Tamale train!
I enjoy all your posts, but this is a classic :)ReplyDelete
to classify you only as witty and funny is a sad understatement. this post is brilliant!ReplyDelete
I just peed my pants at this. Thank you so much! I'm at the office, at 5:23 on a SATURDAY and this made me laugh so hard.ReplyDelete
You are genius!!!!!
*sorry I'm so late...catching up on reader.
We went the the Shanghai Din Tai Fung. So yummy.ReplyDelete
I looked on here to see if you'd been the one in LA and sure enough! Plus it's got the monkey approval!