Yo, VIP, let's kick it.
All right stop, collaborate and listen.
Monkey's back with an old destination.
Xiao long bao come to you quite sprightly.
So damn good, eat them daily and nightly.
Will the thin skin pop? Yo, I don't know.
They're really hot, so I'll blow.
To the extreme I snarf my bao like a vandal.
Grab a whole bunch, all my body can handle.
Crack! These beans are filled with crack!
They go in your mouth, and then they attack!
Shanghai rice cakes rock in your belly.
Anything less than the best is a felony.
Then there's this soup, chicken noodle -- so yum.
You'd better save room in your tummy-tum-tum.
If there was a pork chop, yo, I'll eat it.
Check out dessert at the next place that we hit.
With the sugar kicked in and the blood all pumping.
Catch up with friends without any rushing.
Sit outside, there's no fear of shushing.
Rollin' in my purple car,
It's close to home, so I don't drive far.
My girlies all hug me. Then we wave to say bye.
Was that it? No, there's one more high.
Jane had borrowed a little something from me.
To say thank you, she gave me Hello Kitty!
Great night. Thank you so much, Jane. I'm going to use this every day!