Today, while I was at a wonderful brunch with the SFAMily (which had been planned for months), Mr. Monkey went to Little Monkey Niece's birthday party (which had not been planned for months -- I'm a busy monkey; you snooze, you lose).
LMN is two!
Am I sorry I missed it? It was at Gymboree. It was catered by Quizno's. Mr. Monkey was the only person in attendance who did not have a child.
I'm quite sure you know the answer to my question.