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Do you have friends with beautiful homes? I mean seriously palatial and grand, not "charming" or "cute." Are they your age? Last night, I went to the fanciest party (at a house) thrown by a friend my age.
And that's why it was impressive.
Old people's fancy parties are no big deal. Whatever. When I'm 60, I predict I'll be able to do the same. To host a party like Perfecta's at age 30 is really something, though. If you are young, beautiful, and Armenian, this was where you were on Saturday night! (If you're wondering, I was an honorary Armenian for the night.)
Perfecta's house is effin' sweet. The backyard has a rock-encircled pool, natural vegetation, and a small playground set. It's like the Playboy Mansion meets kindergarten. Just how posh was Perfecta's party? She had bartenders, servers, and outdoor heaters!
Please ignore the fact I look like a butchy lesbian in this pic. [Cue Seinfeld's "Not That There's Anything Wrong With That" bit.] The Ellen-esque fashion choice wasn't as bad in person, I swear. At least it looks like Perfecta was my hot Portia DeRossi.