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Do you have friends with beautiful homes? I mean seriously palatial and grand, not "charming" or "cute." Are they your age? Last night, I went to the fanciest party (at a house) thrown by a friend my age.
And that's why it was impressive.
Old people's fancy parties are no big deal. Whatever. When I'm 60, I predict I'll be able to do the same. To host a party like Perfecta's at age 30 is really something, though. If you are young, beautiful, and Armenian, this was where you were on Saturday night! (If you're wondering, I was an honorary Armenian for the night.)
Perfecta's house is effin' sweet. The backyard has a rock-encircled pool, natural vegetation, and a small playground set. It's like the Playboy Mansion meets kindergarten. Just how posh was Perfecta's party? She had bartenders, servers, and outdoor heaters!
Please ignore the fact I look like a butchy lesbian in this pic. [Cue Seinfeld's "Not That There's Anything Wrong With That" bit.] The Ellen-esque fashion choice wasn't as bad in person, I swear. At least it looks like Perfecta was my hot Portia DeRossi.
very nice party. very nice food. very nice shoe storage solution. very nice wardrobe malfunction. very nice accessories on the monkey.ReplyDelete
really! i mean all the very nices. ;)
Wow! I am impressed by the OCD quality of the closet! I'm diggin' the wardrobe malfunction as well. :)ReplyDelete
Everything looked gorgeous, including your blazer - not butch to me. I love me some suede.ReplyDelete
Did someone at least finally tell the chick that her wardrobe was malfunctioning?!
I love that little door! All that food looks yummy!ReplyDelete
amazing!!! i might steal a few of those food ideas for my next party..was that chick in red wearing spanx?ReplyDelete
ohh...i am embarrass to admit that my shoes are in plastic containers with photos affixed to them as well, but clearly i don't have the "designer" shoes...sad
that's exactly what i've always wanted to have for my shoes! although i don't have the space nor the fabulous shoes. hmmm.ReplyDelete
what a fun party! and i don't think you looked butch-y, dude. i like the blazer!
Wow. Totally jealousE here (except the wardrobe malfunction).ReplyDelete
Awesome party, and awesome that you were an honorary Armenian for the night! Dude, my best friend just bought the house that Joe Simpson (yup Jess' dad) used to live in...and yes, she's our age too. It too is pretty damn impressive. :)ReplyDelete
That food looked deliciousE!
I also have a fabulous Armenian friend with an enviably organized designer shoe collection. She actually has her shoe boxes numbered to correspond with the pictures of her shoes in a small photo album. (Well, if you consider "small" as 100+ pairs, that is...)ReplyDelete
Looks like a beautiful party!ReplyDelete
The food looks good. :)ReplyDelete
from the closet alone, i know i'd like her ;)ReplyDelete